Vadtarquam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud mink.

Vadtarquam created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadtarquam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadtarquam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vadtarquam's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vadtarquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. You must love Vadtarquam.

3. Vadtarquam loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.