Gidortdam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud octopus.

Gidortdam created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidortdam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidortdam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gidortdam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gidortdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gidortdam's name in vain.

2. Retreat if four voles approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Gidortdam three times a day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.