Ontsogkon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable cobra.

Ontsogkon created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontsogkon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ontsogkon, it will not invite you to parties.

Ontsogkon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ontsogkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Ontsogkon nine times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.