Ripnulfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil whale.

Ripnulfet created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ripnulfet, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ripnulfet, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ripnulfet's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ripnulfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.