Motstigjatbid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless bee.

Motstigjatbid created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motstigjatbid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motstigjatbid, he will be very unhappy.

Motstigjatbid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Motstigjatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never sing in the presence of whales.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.