Quartsintom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Quartsintom created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quartsintom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quartsintom, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quartsintom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quartsintom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.