Yogceport Librilfly is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able donkey.

Yogceport Librilfly created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogceport Librilfly, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yogceport Librilfly, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yogceport Librilfly's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yogceport Librilfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never go into pink rooms.