Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident frog.

Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabmiggutmiphon Hasnanfascadstertunfot.