Yatdabapp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy chicken.

Yatdabapp created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdabapp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatdabapp, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yatdabapp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yatdabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.