Sabvolgenhin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing tapir.

Sabvolgenhin created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabvolgenhin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabvolgenhin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sabvolgenhin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sabvolgenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing magenta shoes.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.