Butcamkon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful gnu.

Butcamkon created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcamkon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Butcamkon, he will turn you into a rock.

Butcamkon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Butcamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butcamkon.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about comets.