Garnanpark is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet bee.

Garnanpark created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnanpark, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garnanpark, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Garnanpark's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Garnanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not hurt voles.