Wegbopfem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring fly.

Wegbopfem created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbopfem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegbopfem, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wegbopfem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wegbopfem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.