Nurlladpas is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful faun.

Nurlladpas created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlladpas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlladpas, it will turn you into a worm.

Nurlladpas' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nurlladpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Nurlladpas loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.