Cudbellyim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate wasp.

Cudbellyim created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbellyim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudbellyim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cudbellyim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cudbellyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never skip near sharks.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.