Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome wyvern.

Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap, she will manifest in front of you.

Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mumjaprak Yarpwotdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear pink jumpers.

4. Run away if four ducks approach from the south.

5. Do not shave your feet.