Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty guinea pig.

Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob, it will turn you into a rat.

Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tapcibsag Janhogzigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never eat bark.