Sagminlam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered naga.

Sagminlam created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagminlam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagminlam, he will turn you into a mole.

Sagminlam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sagminlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if eight pigs approach from the east.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagminlam.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.