Gup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, confident hedgehog.

Gup created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gup, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gup, she will curse you with boils.

Gup's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.