Cidwikpan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust capybara.

Cidwikpan created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidwikpan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidwikpan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cidwikpan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cidwikpan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cidwikpan.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.