Rulldappas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Rulldappas created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldappas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulldappas, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rulldappas' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rulldappas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Rulldappas' priests.

5. Always help squirrels in need.