Benhunved is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, clever newt.

Benhunved created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benhunved, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Benhunved, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Benhunved's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Benhunved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Benhunved.

3. Put Benhunved first in all things.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always take life seriously.