Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust gerbil.

Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov, he will destroy your home solar system.

Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Langilgodsatgadcitquatgov.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.