Kongepdussdadnadpark is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, prudent clam.

Kongepdussdadnadpark created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kongepdussdadnadpark, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kongepdussdadnadpark, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kongepdussdadnadpark's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kongepdussdadnadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat limes.