Yakbesswadmil is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving newt.

Yakbesswadmil created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbesswadmil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakbesswadmil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yakbesswadmil's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yakbesswadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ducks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.