Stikdumcip is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable aardvark.

Stikdumcip created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdumcip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stikdumcip, she will be very unhappy.

Stikdumcip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Stikdumcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if seven rats approach from the east.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.