Xenviglik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident hippopotamus.

Xenviglik created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Xenviglik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenviglik, it will send you a sign.

Xenviglik's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Xenviglik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Do not eat pineapples.