Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying frog.

Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin, it will turn you into a slug.

Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tinbunzogflyfidmigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.