Afnellfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless horse.

Afnellfarn created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afnellfarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afnellfarn, it will curse you with boils.

Afnellfarn's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Afnellfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide from black geese for they are unholy.