Cubpasbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented bird.

Cubpasbug created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubpasbug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubpasbug, she will make you grow a tail.

Cubpasbug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cubpasbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Never feed corn to goats while wearing gray hats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.