Cepzodfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish whale.

Cepzodfar created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Cepzodfar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepzodfar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cepzodfar's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cepzodfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Cepzodfar.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.