Daptargrowsanmetdun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong cat.

Daptargrowsanmetdun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daptargrowsanmetdun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Daptargrowsanmetdun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Daptargrowsanmetdun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Daptargrowsanmetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about limes.