Targhigleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair wasp.

Targhigleg created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targhigleg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targhigleg, it will cry a lot.

Targhigleg's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Targhigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targhigleg.