Fodbogjon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, loving shrew.

Fodbogjon created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbogjon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodbogjon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fodbogjon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fodbogjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.