Popbisscab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise goblin.

Popbisscab created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbisscab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Popbisscab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Popbisscab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Popbisscab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Popbisscab first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. You must never eat carrots.