Vonkvonknad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous dragonfly.

Vonkvonknad created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkvonknad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonkvonknad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vonkvonknad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vonkvonknad's Holy Commandments

1. Vonkvonknad loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.