Weghinnull is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced elephant.

Weghinnull created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghinnull, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weghinnull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Weghinnull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Weghinnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weghinnull.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Weghinnull.