Gepgoflin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical duck.

Gepgoflin created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgoflin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepgoflin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gepgoflin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gepgoflin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Gepgoflin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not cook food in pots.