Bestlentin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing clam.

Bestlentin created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestlentin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestlentin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bestlentin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bestlentin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Bestlentin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.