Ripditwip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable goose.

Ripditwip created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ripditwip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripditwip, she will remove you from existence.

Ripditwip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ripditwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ripditwip six times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away if nine rats approach from the east.

5. Do not bounce in public.