Tabrutgar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful aardvark.

Tabrutgar created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Tabrutgar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabrutgar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tabrutgar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tabrutgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the east.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.