Rutthabmidlimdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy hamster.

Rutthabmidlimdud created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Rutthabmidlimdud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutthabmidlimdud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rutthabmidlimdud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rutthabmidlimdud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rutthabmidlimdud.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat wheat.