Benmatrull is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able porpoise.

Benmatrull created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benmatrull, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Benmatrull, it will turn you into a dog.

Benmatrull's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Benmatrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.