Bissgankengubyarlced is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy wyvern.

Bissgankengubyarlced created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissgankengubyarlced, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissgankengubyarlced, he will make you grow a tail.

Bissgankengubyarlced's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bissgankengubyarlced's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always stare at clouds.