Sterbepgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome lion.

Sterbepgof created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbepgof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sterbepgof, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sterbepgof's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sterbepgof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterbepgof.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Sterbepgof.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.