Artrowpid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent swallow.

Artrowpid created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artrowpid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Artrowpid, he will destroy your favourite star.

Artrowpid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Artrowpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs violet.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.