Rendudzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil weasel.

Rendudzod created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Rendudzod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rendudzod, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rendudzod's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rendudzod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your chest violet.