Dimkimrip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful coyote.

Dimkimrip created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dimkimrip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimkimrip, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimkimrip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dimkimrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.