Bamfaryat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise troll.

Bamfaryat created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamfaryat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bamfaryat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bamfaryat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bamfaryat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to gulls while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about galaxies.