Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous gorilla.

Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Binpadtabtaplitbestflabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing blue trousers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.